The click pad on my laptop hasn’t worked well in months, so I’ve taken to habitually clicking the bottom left corner, to the point where it’s like an obsessive thing that I have to frequently do (sort of along the same lines as frequently cleaning the face of your watch or your phone against your pants leg, even when it isn’t necessary, if that helps you understand). But yesterday, for some reason, the click pad suddenly started working. So now when I start clicking it, things start being clicked, or in the case of text becoming highlighted, and it’s really annoying, but I can’t stop clicking.

Life’s hard and nobody understands.