January 2012
Alright, well I am now leaving for a party, so the next time I’ll be at a computer will be 2012.
So.
Happy New Year, everyone! Be safe, stay cool, etc.
bowiesnippleantennae asked: BEN. What video were you talking about in that post to me?
Anonymous asked: Would it be weird if I say that you would be a really pretty girl?
December 2011
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cosmo tip #126
expertcosmotips:
catch him off guard and do something unconventional when the clock strikes twelve this new years eve. look him deep into his eyes and scream “I WAS BORN WITH TWO BUTTHOLES” at the top of your lungs. this will make him realize you’re not like other girls and he will fall deeply in love with you
How’s a boy to resist?
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keishakips:
i guess jane really isnt made of life
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Just checked the package information for my...
It has arrived.
It’s at my mom’s and I’m at my dad’s, so I have to walk over there and get it, but that doesn’t matter because the houses are only like half a mile apart and It’s already here.
rangerkimmy:
It’s actually not 2012 for...
swagdemort:
why are graveyards so noisy?
because of all the coffin.
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I can’t stop watching that “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” video.
Victoria.
Green is not a creative color
tericrab:
I just had this really great idea of Hussie...
meevist:
The song’s very reminiscent of Vriska’s other character songs, not to mention the associated art is a picture of her and Terezi aka the troll who killed her. And seeing as the rest of her character songs have helped to characterize her before (She’s a Spi8er, Spider’s Claw, Do You Remem8er Me), I’m really hoping this is foreshadowing Vriska’s return by some far stretch of Hussie’s love...
fatbatterbitch:
comicsansviolinist:
how do you even date someone
what do you do
do you talk about otps and ships
the answer is yes
Brier isn’t into Homestuck, so I try not to.
The key word there is try.
gagreels:
Oh my god when people don’t understand the Lost finale
I really don’t think I’m super judgmental but seriously you have a problem if you think “they were dead all along”
Or similarly, the people who thought that “they all died in the finale.”
whatpumpkin:
what if the world ended
and we all made posts that said DYING
and half of us were actually dying
and the other half just thought the end of the world was fucking hilarious
So I just noticed...
zozaine:
delirious-stridenasty:
cawcaw-motherfucker:
jewelebi:
Wait a second… …Hussie you clever son of a bitch
hussie you bastard
goddammit
fffffffuuuck
you
silly
goose
it's christmas, you moron: mirror-of-erised: you... →
uniquedevil:
mirror-of-erised:
you know people really should go easier on david karp
i mean its not like he
banned links from asks
banned certain kinds of punctuation from asks
banned enter keys from asks
gave asks a word limit
limited the number of asks you can send an hour
TWICE
took away wrapped tags
gave us a new dashboard design that no one liked
has been...
venusaurphobia:
My favorite part of porn is when the guy puts the mashed potatoes into her mouth and kisses her cheeks while he tickles her feet. I’ve never seen porn
That’s pretty much how it goes.
venusaurphobia:
I don’t know the best way to say this but Lil Wayne and Eminem need to sit in time-out for a few decades.
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megaparsecs:
Is it bad that I laughed when Jane got stabbed?
Not because I don’t love Jane but it’s just …
five pages into the second part of the act.
We’re only two months deep in this act and he’s killed her twice.
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: A low whimper escapes John's lips, as the dark haired teen tugs and strains against the cuffs around his wrist, the cool metal warmed by the heat of his body. He arches his back from the bed, curving his spine and bucking his hips, drawing your attention to his half hard arousal. He looks up, blue eyes glistening and his cheeks stained red with embarrassment. He's naked, the soft pale planes of his person exposed, and very much on show. His eyes lock onto yours and the boy's face flushes an even deeper tinge of pink. John Egbert's hands are high above his head and cuffed to the head board of your bed. What do you do?
▲: Nic Cage edges closer to the bed, a sly smirk on the talented movie star's lips. " That was the plan..." he began, his smirk growing, soon turning into a face of pure madness -- close to what he looks like when he gets all 'flaming skull head' in Ghost Rider-- " That was the plan...To give you a boner..." he chuckled deeply, before repeating once more in a higher tone of voice "Boner."