feb 1st, 2014
All the time always
i need to have a set of characters based around the lesser key of solomon because auughhh i’m so obsessed with belial. i have a little human character to go along with him whos hopelessly in love with them and summons them to the mortal world repeatedly just to give them flowers and read bad poetry to His Majesty of Eternal Darkness…………. i’m sorry you chose to follow me……
"he said he was scared of commitment but he had tattoos" yeah tattoos are a commitment but if it comes down to it and you really regret it you can get them laser removed but I’m pretty sure trying to laser your significant other is frowned upon in most polite societies
also maybe the tattoos are the reason for the commitment issues. like “man i thought i’d love these tats forever but like two months later i really really regretted the ink so now i’m constantly worried”
well thank you anon :3c
okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.
"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"
the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and ways at last five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.
aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.
hOW BOUT U DONT
I do! I just repainted them, actually, a few days ago
They matched my shirt today
what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?
The topic of lesbians in suits continues to be extremely important
i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”