mrozna:


milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

best thing about working at the buffet: seeing a girl who has stellar hair/makeup with her family who clearly doesn’t like her, and complimenting her (but not the rest of them (they always look mangy))

i do this so fucking often and every single time the reaction is the same: Girl brightens up, rest of family shrinks down. And I feel so happy about it because fuck you, family. Your girl looks righteous

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

underthemasque:

Okan Uçkun.

underthemasque:

Okan Uçkun.

"And then my soul saw you and it kind of went “Oh there you are. I’ve been looking for you."
-I Wrote This For You  (via 5000letters)

OKAY YEP I JUST FOUND THE ORIGINAL HEFFALUMPS AND WOOZLES VIDEO AND ITS STILL CREEPY AS FUCK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLnADKgurvc

i bet it’s even creepier in vhs quality. i guarantee it is

god damn I haven’t seen the spongebob movie in so long

that’s gonna be the second thing I watch after my computer gets here

I’m not sure why but suddenly I can’t stop thinking about this VHS tape I had when in was a kid, it had a few Mickey Mouse shorts on it and they were so…….. just so weird

htttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv7SfiqXvFI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeigLJzi2k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l81gucWXaaE

okay I looked them up and these are the shorts that were on that tape. they all seem pretty innocuous now, but when I was a kid they seemed almost like thriller films. The garden one always freaked me the fuck out. It’s weird, seeing things that freaked you the fuck out as a kid, as an adult

I wonder what the Winnie the Pooh Heffalumps and Woozles video will be like for me now, as an adult. I remember it scared the hell out of me as a kid

sharkman-land:

No items

Kittens only

Final Destination

lunatictoons:

Sittin’ on a Backyard Fence

lunatictoons:

Sittin’ on a Backyard Fence

batahoy:

paintmefiftyshadesofgreen:

IM FUCKING CRYING

OH MY GOD

pueriluna:

a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her 

pueriluna:

a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her 

psyducker:

this is literally my favorite trend ever please never let this die