I am become.
lbr the most tragic thing in homestuck is that these two never had a conversation
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fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
we may never know
We do actually know!!!!! When he started HS, it was almost completely reader driven. (Heck, all Beta Kids+ Beta Trolls names are reader suggested names) Commands were suggested by the reader base, not unlike PS. By Act 3, that began to dwindle, but he also said he had a more clear idea where the plot was going.
But don’t be fooled- readers still pushed the story in new and exciting directions (hello, Act 5. Part one at least.) So he kind of just spontaneously decided/reader pushed him to introduce us to all the trolls and give them a story as well.
Also, his trademark sidetrack/plot detour is pretty much the work of a man winging it as he goes along.
In Doc Scratch’s apt, he admitted he lost his vision for where the story was going, which shows a fair amount of planning. He’s also explicitly stated the End of Homestuck has remained rather constant in his mind since day 1, so he’s been working towards whatever that is since April 2009. That’s a LONG ASS TIME to be preplanning.
So it’s both, which, in part, is why Homestuck is so addictive.
It takes a million twists and turns but almost never do you not see that it’s building to a solid, concrete climax.
Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT
IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.
is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all
I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”
AND IT GOT WORSE:
remember when the basic fucking concept of a commodity was that buying something meant it was yours
I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.
This means that you are not buying your games. You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.
You will not own your game. You will not own your console. Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.” Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system. Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver. Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.
All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.
This is unacceptable. Buy any console but an XBox One. Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.
Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.
There are way too many people that get banned unfairly. This is bullshit. I let my nephew play on my live account once when he was little, and I got a lot of people reporting me just because he was playing like a five year old. So. Cool.
Xbox just keeps digging that hole deeper and deeper. I bet Playstation is busting out the champagne in preperation for their takeover of the gaming market.
oh no now morpheus is eating people too
everyone eats people at some point
even morpheus’s wife. the vegetables are people too.
I did the Human!Kanaya okay shoot me.
I Have horns but i figured Id just make these for humanstuck because I dont have fangs or paint yet. uwu.
By the way, this is a silkie chicken.
oH MY GODS HE ATE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN
FLUFFY CHICKEN GIRL I’M SORRY
Don’t worry guys, it wasn’t her fluffy chicken. If anything, it was her.
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
aw rats guyz he figured us out :(
Damn, he makes feminism sound so badass.
shit son sign me up