trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

momjeanswag:

Imagine a starkid show where all the actors pick their most favorite character they’ve ever played and just go at it at an all in improv game to the death.

deathbeforedigital:

I will never not laugh at this

deathbeforedigital:

I will never not laugh at this

>leave apartment in time to get to work taking rush hour traffic into consideration
>apparently leave minutes before bad rush hour traffic starts
>get to work forty minutes early
>mfw

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween
"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

eva-420:

eva-420:

"this lady thinks that men are encouraged to be aggressive and violent? lets threaten her that will show how wrong she is" like what the fuck point do you think youre making 

this post is getting notes again in light of emma watsons speech and it wasnt even about her. this happens literally so constantly i didnt even need to put a name but it will gain notes ad infinitum 

wontonssoup:

Found this little gem in my class readings. The article was written in 1995.

wontonssoup:

Found this little gem in my class readings. The article was written in 1995.

s1120411:

Calico girl

s1120411:

Calico girl

dion-thesocialist:

Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.